Jan 01 2009
The Comic World: September-October-November
?Hey there, everyone! What’s up? Back for more? Alrighty then! We got an all-star line up for you folks today! There’s tons to read, so turn of the TV, make some popcorn, and pull up a chair! I’ll just stop talking so’s we can get to the reviews!
Ultimates 3 #5 (of 5): The stunning conclusion to the Sex, Lies, and DVDs that everyone’s been waiting for! Who outed Tony Stark’s, well, you know, video? Who is the Black Panther and what’s his connection to Captain America? Why did Venom melt? Who killed the Scarlet Witch? Why are robots declaring war against humanity? And just who is Hank Pym’s son? It answers all of those questions, and the answers just lead to more questions. Hank Pym’s son conveniently monologues his whole plan and history while Ant-Man and the Wasp are in the vents, so you know almost everything by the fourth page. Plus, it leads right into Ultimatum! Anyways, a great story and pretty good drawings. Total Score: 5 out of 5 stars!
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?The New Avengers #45: During House of M, whatever happened to the Skrulls? ?They were there. But they knew more than you think! Good story and great drawings. ?Total Score: 4 out of 5 stars!
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The Mighty Avengers #18: Are you wondering how Nick Fury turned a bunch of nobodies with powers into Howling Commandos? Well, you won’t be after reading this issue! And let me just tell you, I wouldn’t want to put through what the Commandos were put through. Good story and good drawings. Total Score: 3.5 out of 5 stars!
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Avengers: The Initiative #17: Hey, I just realized something. I’m doing all the Avengers-type comics first aren’t I? That’s weird. Anyways, so the Shadow Initiative, Trauma, Bengal, Mutant Zero, and Constrictor, joined by Ant-Man, try to take back Camp Hammond. Meanwhile, the Skrull Kill Krew, now joined by Hardball, are wondering just how they’re going to get around, when suddenly, they’re problem is fixed right before their eyes! I love this story, and I like the drawings, too. Total Score: 4.5 stars out of 5!
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Marvel Apes #2 (of 4): Let me start by saying this book is not for small kids under the age of 10. So for those of you who thought they were going to give Marvel Apes to their 8-year-old nephews as a birthday gift or whatever, think again. It’s got depth, blood and supernatural creatures, so it’s not nearly as stupid as we all thought it was going to be. Plus, it’s got monkey Speedball on the cover! So Marty and Fiona have finally finished the interdimensional portal with the help of monkey Mr. Fantastic, but who’s there to stop them? It’s…it’s…nah, I’m not gonna tell you. But let me just say, it’s not who you think it is! Great story and great drawings. I give it: 4.5 out of 5 stars!
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Deadpool #2: The Skrulls don’t exactly trust the Merc with a Mouth, so they lock him up. Luckily, (I think) Deadpool manages to convince them to let him train a new breed of Deadpool-spliced Super-Skrulls! You know, like how the Clone Army is cloned from Jango Fett? It’s the same thing. Of course, the ensuing chaos follows when the Skrulls start learning from Deadpool. But, you’ll never guess who Deadpool is really working for! Tony Stark! Queen Veranke! Norman Osborn! Dr. Doom! Nah, I’m kidding. It’s not them. But you will be surprised by who it is! Great and funny story and good drawings! Total Score: 4.5 stars out of 5!
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Ultimate Origins #4 (out of 5): First of all, this issue explains a lot. Have you wondered how Bruce Banner became the Hulk? How Peter Parker’s parents died? Why Nick Fury has taken such a liking to Peter Parker? If so, wonder no longer! Also, if you’re wondering just what those little statues are, you’ll find out! Great drawings, great story, 5 out of 5 stars!
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Marvel Apes #3 (of 4): In this issue, Marty, Fiona, and the Outcasts hatch a plan to stop, well, you’ll find out. In the meantime, they’re being chased by Captain America and the Invaders! But there’s more than meets the eye with them, and no, they’re not Transformers. However, it has a pretty good story and good drawings. Total Score: 4.5 stars!
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Marvel Apes #4 (of 4): The, well, not so stunning conclusion to the Marvel Apes saga! It shows the final battle between the Ape-vengers/Invaders and the Outcasts! Also, it has an ape version of Captain America #25, the Death of Captain America! Good story and good drawings. Total Score: 4.5 stars!
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Marvel Zombies 3 #1 (of 4): Woweewow. For those of you who have read Marvel Zombies 2 #5 and know the tagline is “The Zombies Invade the Marvel Universe,”? its not what you’re thinking. Malcolm didn’t send the zombies to the Marvel Universe. Well, he might’ve, but that’s not what this series (at least this issue) is about. Instead, Citrusville, Florida, the “Nexus of All Realities,”? is invaded by zombie Deadpool, who takes out half of Florida’s Initiative team, The Command. He is apprehended by S.H.I.E.L.D., who send Machine Man and Jocasta into the Zombie Universe to find an antidote. But what they don’t know is that Deadpool isn’t the only zombie on Earth. Pretty good drawings and a great story. Total Score: 4.5 stars!
Oh, and, sorry about the picture, folks. For some reason, I can’t get a caption or the top of the picture.
The Amazing Spider-Man #572: Part 5 of New Ways to Die! The Thunderbolts police, led by Bullseye, attack Pete, Harry, and his girlfriend Lily at The Coffee Bean. Spidey, aided by Anti-Venom, who arrives just in time, manages to trick Bullseye and escape. In the meantime, ol’ Normy is back in his old Halloween costume. Only it’s not Halloween! And he has a new costume for his pal Mac! Pretty good drawings and a great story! Total Score: 4.5 stars!
Wow. Once again, I can’t get the picture right. Sorry.
The Amazing Spider-Man #573: The Conclusion of New Ways to Die! It’s Anti-Venom vs. Ven-orpian! (You’ll see.) Meanwhile, Spidey confronts the Goblin! Pretty good story, good drawings! Total Score: 4.5 stars!
?Avengers: The Initiative #18: The Skrull Kill Krew, now joined by Hardball, Gravity, Cloud 9, Ant-Man, Ultragirl, Jocasta, and Devil-Slayer, are making their way across the country, weeding out all the Initiative’s Skrulls! It’s pretty much the same thing over and over again. The Skrull Kill Krew, well, killing Skrulls! Yeah, it’s cool, and it’s not worn out yet, but it will be by next issue. Good drawings and pretty good storyline. Total Score: 4 stars!
Secret Invasion: The Amazing Spider-Man #2 (of 3): It’s Jackpot against a Sinister Six Super-Skrull! (Try saying that five times fast!) The Skrull is looking for Spider-Man, and he doesn’t know that Spidey’s in the Savage Land fighting his brethren. So, while he and Jackpot are fighting, Vin Gonzales, Joe Robertson, Dexter Bennett, and Betty Brant are running for their lives! Meanwhile, Harry Osborn and his gf Lily are also running for their lives from Super-Skrulls! And who is also following Jackpot? That’s right, everyone’s favorite (okay, maybe not) goblin, Menace! Good drawings and a good story. Total Score: 4 stars!
The Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1: Speaking of Jackpot, just who is she? (I know what you’re thinking and it’s not her.) How did she get her powers? And just what did Sara Ehret mean by “I’m sorry, but you really should keep out of this?”? Find all that out! Plus! Jackpot dies! That’s right! But that’s all I’m telling ya! Great story and good drawings! Total Score: 4.5 stars!
The Mighty Avengers #19: Sorry, but it’s a long two months. Anyways, the story of the Captain Marvel sleeper Skrull! He must choose whether he should follow his Skrull teachings or his Captain Marvel instincts! Plus, Marvel Boy! Good story and pretty good drawings. Total Score: 3.5 stars!
The New Avengers #46: The Hood breaks Madame Masque out of S.H.I.E.L.D custody, only to find that it’s not S.H.I.E.L.D at all! It’s Skrulls! The Syndicate of Criminals gets back together to discuss what’s going on, only to find that one of them is a Skrull! Now they’re mad! And just who is giving the Hood his power? I’ll tell you! It’s…darn it. Out of ink. Good story and great drawings. Total Score: 4.5 stars!
Thunderbolts #125: Norman Osborn: Hero! Never thought you’d here that, didja? But, in the world of Civil Wars and Brand New Days and Initiatives, anything is possible. Anyways, the Thunderbolts are still in the process of liberating Washington D.C. And Norman Osborn is being honored as a hero. Pretty good drawings and a great story. Total Score: 4 stars!
Avengers/Invaders #6 (of 12): The Human Torch (no, not Johnny Storm) is on a rampage, leading S.H.I.E.L.D. LMDs (Life Model Decoys) against the Mighty Avengers! But the LMDs have more of a plan than just freeing themselves. Good drawings and a great story. Total Score: 4.5 stars!
Ultimate Captain America Annual #1: The story of Ultimate Black Panther! Why does he not talk? How did he get his powers? Why did Captain America recommend Panther to the Ultimates? And just why is Panther actually Cap? Find out all this! Great drawings, great story! Total Score: 5 stars!
Ultimatum #1 (of 5): This is the Ultimate Universe event that everyone’s been waiting for! So Reed (Richards, Mr. Fantastic) is about to propose to Sue (Susan, Invisible Woman) while Henry Pym uses the Yellowjacket suit. Then all of New York floods and hundreds, including the Beast, Nightcrawler, and Dazzler die. Mr. Fantastic goes and attacks and knocks out Namor, thinking he did it. Not only that, but Dr. Doom finds Latveria and everyone in it frozen! Professor X telepathically contacts Captain America, Iron Man, Mr. Fantastic, The Thing, and Spider-Man, telling them just who it was! Great art and a great storyline. Total Score: 5 stars!
Alrighty then. Sorry the pictures were all screwed up. Oh, and sorry it took so long. See ya soon!


